minority soup

The ambiguous dish responsible for shitty smells found in low-cost inner-city apartment buildings.

After a long walk home from work the last thing I need is to get off the elevator and smell my floor's minority soup of the day.

feminista

An amalgam of the words "feminist" and "barrista" because those are the only two things you'll be qualified to do with a degree in Women's Studies.

Lots of feministas working at Starbucks these days. Perhaps they should tighten their hiring standards a bit more.

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knuckle scrub

The act of vigorously scrubbing one's anus, usually with hot soapy water, to clean it of leftover fecal matter. It is more a practical technique than a pleasurable one, although some people find it serves the dual purpose.

The toilet paper at the resort was of poor quality so I had to hop in the shower and do a quick knuckle scrub before going to dinner.