bash

to masturbate like a cockney

"i bashed last night while finkin of you innit"

23👍 21👎

cheese dick

an uncircumsized penis with a yeast infection.

he's got cheese dick.

12👍 33👎

splooge

to bust a huge nut that u have been saving up for a few days

i titfucked her then i splooged all over her face.

715👍 321👎

assgremlin

a midget who slips drugs in girls' drinks, drags them to his room at the halfway house, licks her ass for half an hour, waits for her to wake up, then forces her to lick his ass for half an hour.

p1: "hey, where's susan."
p2: "i think i saw her being dragged outta here by some assgremlin."

73👍 20👎

dickfur

To pee with

What's a dickfir?

31👍 7👎

tea-baggers

faggots ball suckers

a man that sucks balls

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schlong

Funny word for penis.

Tyler takes the schlong all night long...

154👍 90👎