The Cucuy

The naturally born eunuch with an unhealthy affinity for games like “hide the pickle” , genital docking and male on male “Amazonian”position.

Affected individuals are often found lurking in bathroom stalls at desolate rest stops. Witnesses have reported hearing screams of ecstasies such as “Eulalio” or “ Belichick”, to the sound of loud rhythmic slapping.

The Cucuy is also a crowd favorite at local WNBA games.

Symptoms include male pattern baldness, wearing white t-shirt and full tattooed sleeved arms. Typically seen driving a early 2000’s Honda Accord or Minivan with personalized license plates “4playin”.

Gavin and the boy’s would often play “the Cucuy” prior to getting piss drunk and tail gating before the game.

After striking out with the ladies, the boys would return home to play “the Cucuy” into the wee hours of the night.

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