whoresitting

babysitting some drunk chick to make sure she doesn't leave the bar with some guy, usually done as a favor to her friend/boyfriend.

i was gonna get laid last night, but some asshole was whoresitting.

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baconwurst

1. A sausage, usually a bratwurst, wrapped in bacon.
2. The most delicious thing EVER

ah, man. that baconwurst was so fuckin good i gotta take a nap.

hipsta

Term of endearment derived from the word hipster, much like the word 'nigga,' only usually used in reference to white people.

Wussup my hipsta?

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cumpire

a vampire who sparkles in the sun, rather than turning to ash.

Guy 1: dude, did you hear about that movie twilight?
Guy 2: no, what's it about?

Guy 1: a buncha vampires who play baseball and sparkle in the sun.
Guy 2: fuckin cumpires.

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