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Dick Bandit

One who spends his nights stealing the dicks of other individuals and then stores them in mason jars in his room.

Zac is such a dick bandit that he has 48 jars of stolen cocks in his room!
(Also see cock hound)

by Dick Bandit Detective September 23, 2009

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Cock Hound

The Dick Bandits sidekick. This is usually some sort of retriever and aides the Dick Bandit by sniffing out potential cocks to steal.

I went to pet your dog and he totally stole my dick, he is such a Cock Hound!

by Dick Bandit Detective September 23, 2009

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