Mud Flapping

the act of wiping ones arse in the direction of the moot, hence covering the flaps in poo.

similar to mud bagging (masculine)

friend: hey jenny, whats that smell?

mud flapper: sorry, i just did some heavy mud flapping

friend: mmm, delightful...

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Mud Bagging

the act of wiping ones arse in the direction of the nutbag, hence covering the sack in poo

similar to mud flaps (feminine)

friend: hey joe, whats that smell?

mudbagger: sorry buddy, i just did some heavy mud bagging.