no-pussie-balls

Similar to the phenomenon known as blue balls, but much more severe.Caused by an hour long arousal of the P-E-N-I-S without the cool finish.

(Jack): I was fooling around with Lauren in her parents bed for several hours the other night, but I never got to penetrate and blow my load!!! I went home at 4 a.m with a hard stick and no-pussie-balls... It hurt so bad I almost wept.

(Joe): Ah that sucks buddy! Next time go see a hooker.

(Jack: Nah, I think I'll just hook up with Lauren's little sister instead.

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