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Nap-Jack

When you tell Jack off before you hit him and he takes a Nap.

Kinda like nap sack but not really.

Holy Cow, I took along Nap-Jack.

by Dick Eatin Ass Nigga January 2, 2020


Sarah

An amazing, creative, beautiful, blah blah blah.

This mother fucker gets her period twice and month!!!! She has amazing tits I love to squeeze,
fuckers are huge. Can cook like an absolute MoFo, her meals are as amazing as her ass. I should know I hold it almost every night. I’m fortunate to have such a pimple poppin, shit taking, smelly fucking fart blowing, absolutely unique in ways that makes her #SARAH. I love you “motha Fucker. It’s bitches like you that keep the world in its place.

Seacrest ooouuttt!!!

Sarah asked can you get me the remote
and shove it up my ass!!!

by Dick Eatin Ass Nigga January 2, 2020

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