Liz

A girl. ANY GIRL. The girl I’m dating right now so that my boys don’t have to try to keep up with the names of all the women I date.

Bro: You wanna get up tonight?
Me: Can’t buddy; got a date.

Bro: With who, that girl we met the other day? What was her name?

Me: …Liz.
Bro: Right.