An arm like a bee's wing

Having an arm like a bee's wing is a euphemism for a man masturbating furiously, his arm moving so fast it becomes a semi-transparent blur

The Great Masturbator: Aw man I was watching Married With Children last night and Kelly Bundy was looking so hot I had an arm like a bee's wing!!!
Masturbator's Sidekick: Awesome! Have you managed to reach buzzing frequency yet?
The Great Masturbator: Jesus, if it was possible I think I'd have done it! Hell I might even take off one of these days!!

energy gap

The gap between a woman’s inner thighs that can be seen when short skirts or skin-tight leggings are worn. Is essentially non-existent in some women but is a real turn on for some blokes when especially prominent

“Wow, check out the energy gap on that hottie!”

office repulsion

Is the healthy state of disgust towards the bullshit and bureaucracy of the office that will save a henchgoon from spending the rest of his/her life crammed into a veal-fattening pen, repeating the same mindless and never-ending routine ad infinitum. When office repulsion gives way to comfort zone laziness: GAME OVER!

Veteran henchgoon: “Could you do something I ask you just once with a smile on your face??”

Newbie temp-henchgoon: “No can do! I need to keep my office repulsion up or I’ll turn into a sad bastard like you and I’ll still be here in twenty years, grinning stupidly and deluding myself into thinking everything is just terrific!”

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henchgoon

A derogatory term for an administrative assistant. An office drone

Lamenting henchgoon: “Jesus Christ, I never thought I’d end up being a henchgoon for a living!”

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