Good Game

The act of viciously slapping someone on the rear, must be called out beforehand with "good game" much like the ball tag , cooter cudgel , or abortion punch . Can result in Ass Elbow

Steve: GOOD GAME!
Nolan: OWWW! I think you popped one of my hemorrhoids.

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abortion punch

A swift, decisive punch to the abdomen. Should the individual be pregnant, it would most likely cause a spontaneous abortion.

An abortion punched must be 'called out' so that is fair game. Much like the ball tag and cooter cudgel.

Nolan: I abortion punched that pregnant girl so hard her baby shot out at 65 miles per hour and killed that Vietnam war widow!

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cooter cudgel

A open palmed slap to the female genitals.

The male version of this slap is the ball tag. Typically has to be called before the act so that it is fair game.

Nolan: I cooter cudgeled Emily with with a knitting needle last night!

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The Mummy

A sexual act where one is required to dig up an old female corpse that is still fleshy in nature yet decomposing. The individual must place their mouth over the vaginal orifice and punch the corpse in the stomach as hard as they can causing whatever is inside to shoot into the said individual's mouth. The result in their mouth must be swallowed.

Also known as a Stanley Steamer.

Nolan: After that Mummy I gave Max's grandma I had the taste of black licorice in my mouth for months!

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Ass Elbow

The terrible aching pain, usually in the elbow, that can result from giving someone a true Good Game.

Steve: I think i got Ass Elbow
Nolan: I need a doctor, really, if this hemorrhoid gets infected, I could die.

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ball tag

The act of hitting someone in the genitals.

One is required to say "Ball Tag" before they smack them so that it is a fair call.

Nick: Hey Nolan!
Nolan: Yea?
Nick: What do you think of Mr. Moor...BALL TAG!
Nolan: UGH! *falls over crying*

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Naughty Helicopter Pilot

When one man stands and spins his arm such as the blades of a helicopter while another bends over in front of him and makes a face of pure ecstasy.

Nolan: I am the naughtiest helicopter pilot ever.
Tyrone: Yeah you are!

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