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A male thatâs a daily marathon wanker. Masturbates feverishly, multiple times a day to the point of unloading every drop of available nut and leaving an aching dry bag. May result in a glistening bead.
Very common amongst horny teens, homebound workers during the Covid crisis and the porn addicted.
My old roommate was a dry bagger. He would wank about a dozen times a day to ladyboy porn then bitch about his ballsack aching.
That ripe, pungent, vinegary glaze of sweat that accumulates on the balls and surrounding crevices after failure to bathe for days during the hot summer months.
I didnât realize how bad of a ballsamic glaze I had going on after not showering for a week. I gave the old balls a little scratch and tug and stirred up a ripe aroma of stank that was more than overpowering.
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An extremely rigid and turgid penis that has been stimulated in a penis pump for 20-30 minutes.
I pumped for 20 minutes before the old lady got home from work so I could rail her from behind with an engorger.
I was still sporting an engorger for about another hour.
My engorger was a deep shade of purple and the head had the appearance of a purple potato.
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A reference to sex sounds. Usually the getting railed variety.
I couldnât sleep with the camp counselor railing the new kid in the upper bunch. The sloppy slapping was just too much.
I walked in the house and could hear some sloppy slapping going on in the shower.
Floating human shit found in a natural body of water like a lake, river or ocean that was intentionally released from someoneâs bowels.
I hung my ass over the pier and dropped some Florida sweetbreads.
We were swimming in the river and we dropped some Florida sweetbreads to keep the gators fed.
I was boogie boarding and pretty sure I surfed past some Florida sweetbreads.
We were boating all day and I dropped a few Florida sweetbreads through the day off the side.
Forcefully dropping a stinging turd, usually small and round but may also be liquified, while violently coughing.
Typically occurs when suffering form the flu or other virus.
That poor chap in the stall was clearly not well. The stinging cough drops were vary apparent from the sounds.
I was talking to my boss in his office when the remnants of this flu kicked in and I was coughing profusely and shat myself with a stinging cough drop at the same time. I had to waddle out and it was running down my pant leg.
A particularly juicy, wet turd induced by gut wrenching Mexican food.
Cinco was awesome this year but the wet tamale experience the next day, not so much.
I paid that dirty prostitute $50 to take a dump on my glass table while I watched underneath and she pinched a wet tamale. Took a whole bottle of windex to get it streak free.