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A male or female with a colostomy bag that will remove it so you can pound one out in the stoma.
I scored double with that filthy prostitute. She blew me for $10. Then found out sheâs a side slider so she let me pound it out in her for another $10.
When you help your mom clean and prep the thanksgiving day Turkey for stuffing and you get a raging hard on by fisting the birdâs cavity.
We were up at 6 am prepping the Turkey and I did the old thanksgiving stuff nâ stiff. I was fisting that bird just like my uncle fisted me last year.
Himalayan Butt Plug
Shoving an ice cube up oneâs own or their partnerâs ass.
He was hitting me from behind last night and took my breath away when he surprised me with a Himalayan butt plug.
Can you get frost nite from a Himalayan butt plug? Asking for a friend.
Receiving a vigorous hand job, while in a car, parked in the lot behind the local Kroger.
I was raging wood so the old lady pulled off and gave me a fresh favorite.
The new bag boy gave me a fresh favorite on break.
My lunch break today consisted of a deli platter and a fresh favorite.
The amalgam of semen and vaginal secretions leaked after coitus into the gusset of a femaleâs panties.
I have got to do a load of wash. I have no panties so Iâm going commando until I get these cleaned of all the panty custard.
I hooked up with a tinder date last night that lived two hours a way. It was a long drive home and I could feel the panty custard leaking the whole way home.
Doggie style vaginal or anal sex that is deep and vigorous leaving the recipient clapped up good with some rearranged lower intestines.
Imma go home and blow the back out on her tonight.
My asshole is ripped from stem to stern after that random last night decided to blow the back out on me.
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Small tapered turd nuggets that distinctly resemble a small pile of discarded almonds in the bottom of the stool.
Ahhhhh man Iâm hurting. Iâd do anything to drop a juicy log. Instead Iâm firing ass almonds.
I left the toilet in the staff bath looking like a freshly opened can of Blue Diamond ass almonds.