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When a toothless individual gums the hell out of your taint aka gooch by rapidly working their mouth and jaw side to side like a camel chewing cud.
Man bro that toothless crack whore not only gave me some brain but she did the camel chew on my taint. She was spitting hair for 10 minutes.
Once she slid her panties off I saw her shorn taint and instantly took out my dentures and gave her a camel chew.
My uncle gave me a camel chew last night. Iâm really just not sure how I feel about it. But I will say it was enjoyable.
Extremely physical and vigorous male masturbation.
I walked in on my brother doing the red dog flog.
I was doing the red dog flog so loudly my mom asked me what I was beating on.
My uncle taught me to do the red dog flog in the basement last thanksgiving.
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An anal sex session that leaves a few corn niblet remnants on the penis.
My uncle took me around the barn and bent me over the saw horse. He was up in there so good he pulled out a Nebraska corn husk.
Her choice of last nightâs dinner entree sides was quite apparent when I pulled out a Nebraska corn husk this morning. So I wiped it on her pillow case.
Receiving or performing a Brazilian style hair removal from and around the genitals using only Duct Tape and a little soothing baby power.
My taint hair was really shaggin so my broh gave me a back alley Brazilian. Iâm pretty sure the third yank of tape took off a layer of skin.
I didnât have time for a spa appointment so I had to do a back alley Brazilian before my tinder date.
That brown, tangy amalgam of shit, semen and lube that forms around the anus during some vigorous, ass clapping, anal sex.
That whore wiped her porkhole mustard on my new bath towel.
She was late for work as it was so she had to trot to her Uber sliding cheeks in a little porkhole mustard.
When the cock is all decorated, shiny and stringing a sloppy amalgam
of cum and sex juices.
That slut was so wet she game me tinsel dick.
Grab me a towel so I can wipe up this tinsel dick.
The wife came to bed and straddled my face with her mulled prawn.
I had a touch of the stank puss but thanks to a little vinegar and water Iâve got a wonderful mulled prawn.
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