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When a chickâs poon is so damn hairy it looks like sheâs wearing Daniel Booneâs coon skin cap tween her legs. A thick, hirsute mons and a trail of hair stretching all the way up her ass crack.
That slut I picked up last night was a Daniel Poone. I ate her out bean to butthole and butthole to bean. Braaahhh Iâm still spitting hair.
Daniel Poon
The monetary price paid for getting a pice of ass so you can bust a heavy nut.
Rachel is so high maintenance. I knew old pay a hefty semen tax to rearrange them guts but I did it. Cost me dinner at Ruths Chris.
I hope this diamond necklace seals the deal for me and I finally get to clap her cheeks. I canât tell you the semen tax I have had to pay.
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Someone that gets your cock hard without knowing they are having such a filthy impact on your day.
The involuntary fluffer can cause this by just walking by, a friendly smile or chat. The possibilities are endless as are the erections.
My new boss has no idea that sheâs my involuntary fluffer.
The maid because my involuntary fluffer every Thursday.
A little dollop of thick smegma under the penile foreskin.
She looked so pretty with a bit of my hammer schmear on her upper lip.
I need to wash the hammer schmear a little better. It stinks.
A little, or maybe a lot, of fecal remnants on the penis after a particularly deep, vigorous session of anal sex.
Prepping avoids the pull out extra. But when the old brown eye is open and a winking ready for a rearranging, you dive right in and pound yourself some room if itâs hugging a brownie.
That slut let me clap them cheeks good. I was all up in them guts. I busted and pulled out and had the pull out extra.
I hope my uncle doesnât want to rail my ass again this year at thanksgiving. Last year I gave him the pull out extra. I told him I ate a big meal.
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When a gentleman controls the location and placement of his semen as he empties
his children all over his ladyâs face. A gentlemanâs facial is the complete opposite of a male they unwieldy busts is load of ropes with wanton disregard for where it ends up such as her eyes, nose, hair, etc.
Max gave me a gentlemanâs facial last night. He pumped it all over my chin and it was the most wonderful chincicle yet.
Andre is not known for gentlemanâs facials. Last time I sucked him off he blew his load all in my hair.
A loudmouth moron that runs their mouth making factless statements and failed arguments and when they are called out for their ignorance, they resort to name calling or some other irrelevant, baseless accusation.
The US Congress is full of corrupt flapping sphincters.
True journalism is dead. Itâs now comprised of agenda driven flapping sphincters.