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Small tapered turd nuggets that distinctly resemble a small pile of discarded almonds in the bottom of the stool.
Ahhhhh man I’m hurting. I’d do anything to drop a juicy log. Instead I’m firing ass almonds.
I left the toilet in the staff bath looking like a freshly opened can of Blue Diamond ass almonds.
When a male that is moose knuckling an extremely dangly and hairy scrotum, pulls it out and drapes that sack n’ balls over the top of his button fly jeans.
My uncle lifted up his untucked shirt and showed me his moose buckle. I wanted to throw up.
My moose buckle got caught in my zipper.
Hemorrhoids. The flaming, engorged and thrombosed variety.
After years of vigorous anal sex, she was left the worst case of bung beans ever witnessed by the medical community.
Male penile foreskin. Uncircumcised.
I was all ready to blow him but he pulled it out and he had knob meat. I prefer uncut.
I need to wash my knob meat. It’s a little smeggerz down there.
I tied my knob meat into a bow.
An euphemism, spoken with a slight Texas twang, describing the soreness of one’s asshole after an absolutely brutal anal pounding.
While primarily used for a polite way to say that your lower intestine may very well fall out if I fart too hard cause he tore my ass end up, this euphemism may also be used for any situation or behavior whereby one desires discretion from the brutal details other than to let another know that their asshole has been thrashed.
My uncle paid me a visit last night. Yea. Crawled into my bed and all up my ass. How was it? What do you think? My bung is worn down to a rough spot!
My sophomore year was brutal. Really? Bad grades? Hell no. I was so damn horny I beat off 5-6 times a day. Damn brooooohhhh that must a been worn down to a rough spot.
An exceptionally hairy labia. The garden needs a little tending.
I knew from the Bozo hair protruding from her panties that I was about to go down on some whiska lips.
The kitchen sheets were dull after she did a clean up of her whiska lips.
When two males get together to jerk and toss each other off but neither are able to achieve an erection or gratification.
Bras and I put in some porn last night and we decided to jerk off but it ended up a Mexican toss off. I really need a little blue pill.