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The way a cock smells. That penile aroma. Can be mild or strong.
I tried to go down but his boneroma was too pungent and the smegma was too strong to handle so I made him shower.
Just ran 5 miles in this heat and I can smell my own boneroma.
Her tiny dorm room reeked of sex. The combo of her nasty gash and my sweaty boneroma left a an olfactory surprise for her roommate.
The stank smell of a manâs junk. Enhanced by poor hygiene and sweating.
My boneroma smells like a ripe cheese. I need to shower.
A limp, flaccid penis. May also be used to slap and flap someone about their face or some other part of their body.
I gave my sister the flap noodle after she refused to wake up and get out of bed and come to breakfast.
Rachel sucked me off. She wanted more. I didnât so I gave her the flap noodle and told her to go to sleep.
I drank so much I gave myself the flap noodle. I couldnât even rub one out.
The nut cutters are really showing off my flap noodle.
My step mom walked into the bathroom and was eyeing my flap noodle in the mirror.
When an uncut male is in the shower and stretches his foreskin into a open barrel shape catching water raining down from the shower head. Creates hours of fun similar to water ballooning without the mess of urine.
Dad: why is the damn water bill so high this month.
Mom: Jimmy has discovered rain-barreling.
A thick, heavy load of semen.
I blew my musket wad all over her face so she had some new material for her only fans.
My ballz were aching so I had to fire off a musket was in the shower.
Lubricant used for male masturbation. Can be a commercially produced sexual aid product or whatever one chooses to slather on and nut one out.
I keep my meat jelly in the night stand. Iâll run one out tonight.
I used my momâs face cream for my meat jelly this morning.
I had to dry rub this morning cause I had nothing for meat jelly.
A curvature of the penis developed from habitual masturbation. The Portuguese Bend develops to the left or the right depending upon oneâs hand preference for wanking.
My roommate walked out of the shower. I couldnât believe his Portuguese Bend. Definitely a lefty wanker.
I remember when my penis was rigidly straight. But years of watching porn has resulted in a wicked Portuguese Bend. Perhaps if I wank with my left hand I can straighten back out.