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Brooooooh that slut let me swim upstream last night. Water was a little muddy though if you know what I mean.
She told me I could swim upstream tonight. I railed them intestines.
Masturbating, usually multiple times a day, while one is ill in hopes the orgasmic stimulation will help oneself feel better and pass the time while on the road to recovery.
When I had the flu last year, every joint in my body ached. But I would sicksturbate ten times a day for two weeks and felt much better.
An extremely moist asshole. May be caused by sweat, other bodily fluids, swamp ass, a shart, a poor wipe job or general uncleanliness.
I need to go Re-wipe. I got a butter badge.
I got her so wet it dribbled down her taint and made a tasty little butter badge.
Tommy broholed me last night and I ended up with a butter badge.
I tried to squeeze on off in class but I ended up with a shart. I had to sit there till class was out with a butter badge.
Iâll be right back, gotta drop yesterdayâs lunch.
To rail on and dick down the old booty hole. To work his or her brown asterisk like a boss and rearrange that lower intestine.
She bent over to pick up the kids mess and the next think you know Iâm punching the asterisk.
My Grindr hookup up wasnât very clean but I still ended up punching the asterisk.
Doggie style vaginal or anal sex that is deep and vigorous leaving the recipient clapped up good with some rearranged lower intestines.
Imma go home and blow the back out on her tonight.
My asshole is ripped from stem to stern after that random last night decided to blow the back out on me.
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Small tapered turd nuggets that distinctly resemble a small pile of discarded almonds in the bottom of the stool.
Ahhhhh man Iâm hurting. Iâd do anything to drop a juicy log. Instead Iâm firing ass almonds.
I left the toilet in the staff bath looking like a freshly opened can of Blue Diamond ass almonds.