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Dog Cheese

Smegma around the penile glans. Usually found on an uncut male with poor hygiene

I haven’t showered in two weeks. I got a bad case of dog cheese right now.

She went down on me and pulled back the skin and gagged a little on my dog cheese.

by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020

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Rim Dip

Anal sex.

C’mon baby, let me run dip tonight.

After that rim dip, I could barely walk.

His engorged knob was too big to rim dip.

My uncle asked me if I wanted or rim dip. I soon found out it was not a basketball move.

by Dick Onchin June 13, 2023


Hot Gooch

When a dude’s genitals and gooch (taint) reeks like they have been steeping for hours in a cup of piping hot urine.

Oh man I gotta hit the shower. I got the hot gooch.

I was flicking his bellend with my tongue but couldn’t go down cause he had hit gooch.

The smell left in that bathroom stall was of hot gooch.

by Dick Onchin December 6, 2020


Grill Meat

Someone with exceptionally large gums. Often the same size or larger than their teeth. Also known as a gummy smile.

That hot babe looked my way and smiled but damn yo she was sporting grill meat like a damn horse.

by Dick Onchin August 24, 2021


Daniel Poon

When a chick’s poon is so damn hairy it looks like she’s wearing Daniel Boone’s coon skin cap tween her legs. A thick, hirsute mons and a trail of hair stretching all the way up her ass crack.

That slut I picked up last night was a Daniel Poone. I ate her out bean to butthole and butthole to bean. Braaahhh I’m still spitting hair.

Daniel Poon

by Dick Onchin April 16, 2020


Lemon Ballz

When ya ballz are a little sweaty with zesty sour funk.

Maggie went down on me as soon as I got in from my workout. I guess she was horny enough not to be bothered by my lemon ballz.

I need a shower. I can smell my own nasty ass lemon ballz.

I could tell by the watering of her eyes, she was gagging on my lemon ballz.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2020


Porkhole Mustard

That brown, tangy amalgam of shit, semen and lube that forms around the anus during some vigorous, ass clapping, anal sex.

That whore wiped her porkhole mustard on my new bath towel.

She was late for work as it was so she had to trot to her Uber sliding cheeks in a little porkhole mustard.

by Dick Onchin June 30, 2021