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When you absolutely rail her guts and leave her pussy so beat up is looks like a little mound of freshly ground meat.
Damn baby my butcher would be envious of them burger lips.
She couldnât take anymore deep dicking. Her burger lips were raw.
A fart, shit or shart that painfully burns and stings the outer edges of the anal sphincter when released.
Bbbbbbbrrrrrrraaaaapppp!! Dang that was a brim burner. Stinging right now.
Those extra jalapeños at chipotle were enough to give me a brim burner this morning. I needed a medicated wipe with aloe.
Iâm not feeling well and sharted. It was a brim burner.
The way a cock smells. That penile aroma. Can be mild or strong.
I tried to go down but his boneroma was too pungent and the smegma was too strong to handle so I made him shower.
Just ran 5 miles in this heat and I can smell my own boneroma.
Her tiny dorm room reeked of sex. The combo of her nasty gash and my sweaty boneroma left a an olfactory surprise for her roommate.
The stank smell of a manâs junk. Enhanced by poor hygiene and sweating.
My boneroma smells like a ripe cheese. I need to shower.
A limp, flaccid penis. May also be used to slap and flap someone about their face or some other part of their body.
I gave my sister the flap noodle after she refused to wake up and get out of bed and come to breakfast.
Rachel sucked me off. She wanted more. I didnât so I gave her the flap noodle and told her to go to sleep.
I drank so much I gave myself the flap noodle. I couldnât even rub one out.
The nut cutters are really showing off my flap noodle.
My step mom walked into the bathroom and was eyeing my flap noodle in the mirror.
When an uncut male is in the shower and stretches his foreskin into a open barrel shape catching water raining down from the shower head. Creates hours of fun similar to water ballooning without the mess of urine.
Dad: why is the damn water bill so high this month.
Mom: Jimmy has discovered rain-barreling.
A thick, heavy load of semen.
I blew my musket wad all over her face so she had some new material for her only fans.
My ballz were aching so I had to fire off a musket was in the shower.