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Kicking up your traditional musket ball activity (the act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of the asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum) using a bulk sized bag of whole, fresh cranberries from your local Costco.
My grandma was furious when she found out my uncle Frank had taken her fresh cranberries and had been thanksgiving cranberry musket balling me in the back bedroom. She ended up having to use the canned cranberry sauce instead. I was farting cranberries out all through dinner.
One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.
He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Letâs just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.
A copious rope of nut busted from a set of full, aching testicles.
He almost put my eye out last night with his rock shot.
His rock shot was all over my new Versace crest wool cardigan.
He blew his rock shot all over my breasts and we passed out. I woke up and tits looked like a family of snails had been crawling over me.
A clitoris that is so sensitive she starts bouncing and hopping the second you touch it or lick it.
Rachel got that bunny clit. I gave it a kick and she kicked the lamp off the night stand.
I had to tie her to the bed posts cause she got that bunny clit.
Fondled and/or groped by your uncle.
I got the uncleâs touch last night under the dinner table.
Thanksgiving is always accompanied by pumpkin pie and an uncleâs touch.
A set of smelly, unwashed testicles. Usually a ripe, pungent cheesy stank.
I havenât showered for about a week. Iâm sporting some dirty danglies.
We were in a hot 69 and my nose kept mashing his dirty danglies.
A hot load of jizz blown from a stiff rigid boner through coitus or masturbation.
I was balls deep in her bowels when I filled her with blown marrow.
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A male that jerks off incessantly. His masturbatory activities are on a level that is so large in scale and scope itâs well beyond your average male that gives it an occasional tug.
Dude you are such a macro wanker. Do you ever not watch porn and wank? Do you ever leave your room?
My roommate was a macro wanker. I could always hear him but rarely ever saw him.
My porn addiction has turned me into a macro wanker.