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When a chick’s poon is so damn hairy it looks like she’s wearing Daniel Boone’s coon skin cap tween her legs. A thick, hirsute mons and a trail of hair stretching all the way up her ass crack.
That slut I picked up last night was a Daniel Poone. I ate her out bean to butthole and butthole to bean. Braaahhh I’m still spitting hair.
Daniel Poon
Releasing exceptionally loud, melodic morning flatulence after gaseous build up during overnight slumber.
No need for an alarm clock, my roommate will wake the whole house playing the morning trumpet.
After a 2 am Taco Bell stop, I passed out and woke up blaring the morning trumpet.
When ya ballz are a little sweaty with zesty sour funk.
Maggie went down on me as soon as I got in from my workout. I guess she was horny enough not to be bothered by my lemon ballz.
I need a shower. I can smell my own nasty ass lemon ballz.
I could tell by the watering of her eyes, she was gagging on my lemon ballz.
That brown, tangy amalgam of shit, semen and lube that forms around the anus during some vigorous, ass clapping, anal sex.
That whore wiped her porkhole mustard on my new bath towel.
She was late for work as it was so she had to trot to her Uber sliding cheeks in a little porkhole mustard.
When the cock is all decorated, shiny and stringing a sloppy amalgam
of cum and sex juices.
That slut was so wet she game me tinsel dick.
Grab me a towel so I can wipe up this tinsel dick.
The wife came to bed and straddled my face with her mulled prawn.
I had a touch of the stank puss but thanks to a little vinegar and water I’ve got a wonderful mulled prawn.
Cheesy smegma under the male penile foreskin.
I was gagging on his ring of skin butter.
I haven’t washed my cock for weeks. Needless to say, I have quite a bit of skin butter. Care for a dollop?