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Thorny Rosebud
An asshole that encircled by extremely coarse bung hair.
I walked in the room and she was all the bed, naked, ass up and winking at me with her thorny rosebud. Now I got whisker rash all over muh face!
I just couldnât bring myself to tongue punch her thorny rosebud.
My uncle snuck in around midnight and took my thorny rosebud to bonetown. We are both a little raw today.
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When she/he sucks your balls a little bit. Can be a stand alone act or part of an otherwise sloppy blow job.
I was fin da nut so she started with a little sacky snack.
She loves the sacky snack so I teabagged her at 3 am.
Someone, usually a friend or an acquaintance, that will get you off or have sex with you when you need to bust a nut or need to get railed.
I had to see my charity worker last night. My balls were full and needed to be emptied.
My neighbor has managed to turn me into her charity worker. He boyfriend canât keep up so she slips over each night for a little gut rearranging.
When the anal sphincter or the vagina has been vigorously railed by the bearer of a horse cock until the lips
or rim resembles a fresh pound of raw ground beef.
As if it was not enough that my uncle cornholed me so hard that my asshole looks like a rare quarter pounder, he rearranged my momâs guts after dinner and left us both hamburger holed.
The small area of skin between the vagina or penis/ball sack and the anus that is particularly dirty and smelly because of a failed back to front wipe job. In other words, a taint with some shit on it.
Also known as taint, grundle or gooch.
I was railing my neighborâs wife from behind when I began getting some wafts of dirty ass. I looked down to her Cincinnati bootstrap needed a bit of a wash.
I wiped my ass the wrong way cause I was in a hurry and gave myself a Cincinnati boot strap.
The homeless dude was washing his Cincinnati bootstrap in the Park fountain.
A post shit toilet paper a wipe of the ass that is completely clean and remnant free. Named from the extremely clean plop and drop and clean release shits that occur when following a plant based and high fiber lifestyle.
I just had a vegan wipe. Hard to believe that just a year ago I was dropping greasy shits and wiping myself raw. This plant diet really has changed my bowels.
That inevitable massive shit that comes on almost instantaneously after consuming a large meal.
I was going back for thanksgiving meal thirds when I got cut short with a dinner birth.
Christmas was followed by a revolving door of friends and family doing the old dinner birth.
My visit to the Mongolian barbecue ended up with a pit stop at the gas station on the way home to push a dinner birth. I was crowing for a half a mile.