Soft Bone

A semi-erect Penis. Typically unable to achieve a raging hard on. Usually hard enough for a wank or receiving oral but unable to penetrate.

Too much booze last night gave me the soft bone so she just blew me and a nut buttered her tonsils.

Honeygums

An individual that’s extremely skilled at oral copulation of the genitals or anus.

Hey if you get old honeygums over there drunk you’ll get your balls drained.

My stepsister is a honeygums.

He was a honeygums on my tangy leather donut last night.

My uncle calls me his little honeygums.

I meet an old boomer in the hot tub. She turned out to be a grandma and a honeygums.

Seed n’ Squeeze

Experiencing the uncontrollable urge to defecate and cum at the same time. Therefore, releasing both urges by shitting and busting a nut.

Our ceo was late to the board meeting cause he was doing a seed n’ squeeze.

I’m pretty sure I walked in on the janitor doing a seed n’ squeeze in the handicapped stall.

I left my seed n’ squeeze in the bowl for the next guy to find inspiration.

So 2020

An expression/statement added to any discussion in which emphasis is desired that the subject matter or situation is an absolute shit show. Conveying life of pure hell. A miserable state of existence worthy of forgetting.

Man I just lost my job, I’m behind on rent, the ex is after more child support and last night I picked up a prostitute and now my balls are are fire and I have to health insurance. Dude, your life is so 2020.

Supplemental Semen

When you let your girlfriend or wife have a little side dick when she wants or needs it.

I’ll be over later and we can hang and watch the game if she’s cool with it? No worries she gone for a little supplemental semen so she won’t be back for a while.

The old lady came home and her gusset was full of panty pudding. She’s really enjoying her hall pass for the supplemental semen.

Knotted Turd

An intestinal condition whereby one cannot shit or has an extremely difficult 12 round fight to relieve oneself of a turd.

Too much dairy can result in a knotted turd.

I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.

Yuckatangpoonitchula

Hooking up with a filthy prostitute in Cancun and leaving with a vile case of chlamydia.

Hey how was your trip to the Yucatán? Did you visit Cancun? Pretty wide there huh? Yea braaaaahhhh ya can say dat. I got me sum yuckatangpoonitchula. Oh nasty broooohh. Hope you got an antibiotic.