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When you get so turned on at the sight of her wearing her slutty Halloween costume you bend bend her over on the spot and rail it till you bust your man batter.
Rachel walked out in her slutty nurse costume. We never made it trick or treating cause I hiked up that skirt and pumped her full of boo batter.
A male who likes to sing while yanking himself off. Usually likes to sing selection from the easy listening genre.
Hey Yank Sinatra. Can you quiet down in there? We are trying to watch a movie out here.
I've got you under my skin (fap fap fap fap)
I've got you deep in the heart of me (fap fap fap fap)
So deep in my heart that you're really a part of me (fap fap fap fap)
I've got you under my skin⦠ooohhhhh aaahhhh Iâm bust. Iâm such a Yank Sinatra.
Getting oneself off after an extensive no nut period whereby oneâs swimmers have been harshly imprisoned in the man sack. The liberation wank is vigorous cock spank that releases a load of roping jizz of biblical proportion.
After no nut November, Iâm looking forward to liberation wank. It will be borderline physical self abuse.
My dom edged me daily for over two months. She finally told me I could pleasure myself and that was a liberation wank of a magnitude never before seen. The ropes were slinging ceiling high.
The long, dangly, meaty labia of a female relative.
I snuck into my cousinâs room and hiked up her night gown and gave a good tugging to her Alabama bootstraps before I cornholed her.
Little nuggets of shit that cling to oneâs ass hairs making a post-shit wipe job a seemingly endless effort.
Shizzzzzzz bruhhhhh I got dem Velcro nugs. Whole roll da shit paper out!!!
The slick amalgam of oil and sweat in the male groin creases. Often shares the same ripe, odiferous qualities of ball stank.
I gave home some dome for a few minutes but the cowboy butter was so repugnant I had to stop.
I scratched the persistent itch only to unleash the ripe smell of cowboy butter onto my fingers.
No shower for a week truly results in some top shelf cowboy butter.
Releasing exceptionally loud, melodic morning flatulence after gaseous build up during overnight slumber.
No need for an alarm clock, my roommate will wake the whole house playing the morning trumpet.
After a 2 am Taco Bell stop, I passed out and woke up blaring the morning trumpet.