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An absolutely brutal railing of girlâs or guyâs asshole that results in a complete anal prolapse.
Usually treated immediately with a wet paper towel, ice cubes and an expedient trip to the hospital.
Hey did your tinder date wanna hook up again? Haha uhhhh no braaahhhh. I gave her a Greek flame out. As far as I know sheâs still unable to shit on her own.
My Grindr hook up was an absolute horse cock. I bottomed and paid the price. He gave me the Greek flame out. There was no stuffing it back in at home. Spent the night at the ER.
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Letâs go braaaaahhhh. Gonna be late. Hold up yo. Gotta tug skin.
My mom walked in on me just as I was lubing up to tug skin.
My roommate and I were so drunk and horny we flicked the clits and start to tug skins.
Hot steamy, in the wide open, outdoor sex.
I was walking the lake bank when I went around the cove and wound up in the midst of a lakeside picnic.
She no more than had the blanket down on the ground before we started our lakeside picnic.
I hiked the last mile with a fellow hiker. I joined him since he said he would take me to a lakeside picnic.
Oral sex with an ice cube in the mouth.
She gives the best frost jaw plus she uses that really good ice.
Wrapping a piece of wet lunch meat, typical boiled ham, around your penis and masturbating vigorously. Provides a simulated bare back, skin to skin feeling.
My mom went shopping today. Raided the meat drawer in the fridge and busted one out with a hormel hammer.
A male, usually a teen or twenty something, who is such a virile, semen machine, that heâs able to to bust a copious nut several feet into the air.
My Grindr hook up was a ceiling painter. Glad my face was not in the line of fire. I may have lost an eye.
I prefer a ceiling painter as opposed to a dribbler. Howâs your prostate by the way?
Tip To Taint
The measure of complete blow job success by way of complete inhalation of the entire throbbing male member.
I wasnât quite sure she could handle it but I was pleasantly surprised when she took me tip to taint last night.
She was teasing my banjo string for a bit and the next thing I know she was going tip to taint like a fat kid eating candy.
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