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That sweaty, cheesy amalgam that builds in the make groin crease after long, hot workouts.
I scratched my sack between sets and the ripe pungent stank of gym cheddar was all over my fingers.
I have to shower. The gym cheddar is real.
A more refined and elegant way of saying âeat my assâ. Used by the elite class, members of the upper crust and Hollywood and rumor has it, the royal families of several prominent countries.
Geeves my good man. Have you seen Lady Rose? Itâs time for her to masticate my ass.
Masticate my ass. Itâs Britney bitch.
It was a long ride back to the estate after a glorious weekend in the Hamptonâs so I had the chauffeur pull off at the rest stop and masticate my ass in the back of the Rolls.
When she or he is on all fours, slobbing and bobbing ravenously on your engorged, rigid knob all while they simultaneously drop a long, juicy turd that lands on the floor with a notable soft thud.
I canât help but bust a thick nut every time she does the Bob and Duke.
We couldnât make it back to the hotel room so we did a Bob and Duke in the fire escape.
A set of heavy hangers loaded with jizz aching to bust a copious nut.
She edged me for two hours making my milk balls ache.
I finally unloaded my milk balls all over her neck.
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Fishhooking your index fingers inside both sides of her mouth while you take her to pound town from behind.
After deploying the gentlemanâs bridle, I clapped her cheeks and steered her around the house. Eventually made to the kitchen for a beer before I blew her back out.
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A puckered asshole thatâs raw and sore from explosive shits.
That food poisoning just about blew out my pucker hole. I got a water knot.
I need some witch hazel poured on my water knot.
A multi-definition word of a sexual nature used for:
1. Referring to a male who is is graciously endowed and extremely well hung.
2. A reference to vigorous railing of the vagina or ass.
3. When the hot female you are with is found to be packing little something extra down there.
My tinder date tuned out to be packing heat. I gave him a two handed old fashioned in the Kroger parking lot and there were inches spare.
I walked in on my uncle packing beef with my brother.
That hot chick I picked up at the club turned out to be packing beef but itâs all good. A holes a hole. Amma right?