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When you let your girlfriend or wife have a little side dick when she wants or needs it.
I’ll be over later and we can hang and watch the game if she’s cool with it? No worries she gone for a little supplemental semen so she won’t be back for a while.
The old lady came home and her gusset was full of panty pudding. She’s really enjoying her hall pass for the supplemental semen.
An intestinal condition whereby one cannot shit or has an extremely difficult 12 round fight to relieve oneself of a turd.
Too much dairy can result in a knotted turd.
I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.
Hooking up with a filthy prostitute in Cancun and leaving with a vile case of chlamydia.
Hey how was your trip to the Yucatán? Did you visit Cancun? Pretty wide there huh? Yea braaaaahhhh ya can say dat. I got me sum yuckatangpoonitchula. Oh nasty broooohh. Hope you got an antibiotic.
Getting her horned up to a sloppy wet state for an absolute railing and gut rearrangement only to disappoint her, and yourself for that matter, by failing to achieve an erection and deliver. Usually results in self loathing while watching her flick the bean.
A bottle of Jack was the perfect recipe last night for a rail fail.
I was so horny and ready to just get railed but my uncle drank too much and was like flopping gummy and a real rail fail.
I had to flick my bean to a toe curling orgasm after daddy did a rail fail.
Nut. Cum. Semen. Busted from a good vigorous yank.
I blew yank gravy all over my iPad.
My mom found my crust sock and knew I had been filling it with yank gravy.
Two hot chicks in a vigorous scissor session working the beef curtains all but raw.
I was so horny when I got back to the dorm I crawled into bed with my roommate and had a roast beef rodeo till I passed out.
I walked in on my aunt and her girlfriend in a hot roast beef rodeo. Don’t mind me just watching.
As her panties dribbled to the floor, her dangling beef curtains were a sure sign of the wet sloppy roast beef rodeo I was about to enjoy.
Coital positioning that allows for maximum penile depth.
I was digging deeper last night when that Ho hooked her legs around my neck. Next thing she’s yelling you are pounding my cervix.
He was a power bottom and shower no end to his gut rearrangement when I was digging deeper.