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Eating her from the back and rhythmically and simultaneously massaging the nose on her bunghole.
Rachel loves it when I start spoonbilling her after a hot shower.
I was spoonbilling a prostitute in Vegas. Not one of my more finer moments. The desert heat really can cause a mungy ass.
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When an individual passes out at a frat party and everyone there that is endowed with a male appendage take turns dragging their cock n balls across the persons lips.
That party last night was killer. I passed out and went black. Funny though my lips are a little chapped today. Yea braaaaaahhhh we gave you the Tallahassee tickle. Did you lick your lips?
Taking a hot, steamy shit in someoneâs backpack.
Heâs gonna be surprised when he goes for his textbook. I did the old Texas dumpster in his new Jansport in the locker room.
As I reached into my backpack for my lunch I felt a semi-moist, warm viscous between my fingers and it was then I realized that I had been given a fresh Texas dumpster.
When he or she for that matter, since gender doesnât matter anymore, repeatedly smacks and reddens your ass during sex. The recipientâs response yelling âOh yes daddyâ or âMmm Thank you daddyâ or âHarder daddyâ or any other verbal âdaddyâ recognition is purely optional and has no bearing on said ass smacking constituting daddy smacks.
My lilly white ass was a blistered with a pinkish hue after I took it from behind for an hour getting them daddy smacks.
Oh yes daddy. Put it to me daddy. Thatâs it daddy beat my cervix like Ike and Tina. Put some stank on it and gimme them daddy smacks.
Texas Water Plug
When you have eaten so much Tex Mex cuisine that you constipate yourself with a small, plugging, cork type turd which, once finally worked out, unleashes a torrent river of watery, explosive shit.
Jose trotted into the stall hoping to gain relief from the wrenching gut pain he had experienced all afternoon. Finding himself straining to release, he realized he had a Texas water plug. Gritting his teeth and grabbing the hand rails, he blew out the shit cork and the flow that came hence forth from his lower intestine was like the spray of a putrid Bellagio fountain.
When your girl unexpectedly shoves her finger up your already clinched asshole right as you are about to nut and probes straight to the prostate resulting in an explosive orgasm.
I was rearranging Vickiâs intestines last night and right as I was bouta nut she does a Texas pipe cleaner. Braaaaahhhh I unloaded my sack in that slut.
A large, engorged clit of an old bull dyke.
Come suck mommaâs rugged pearl.
Her rugged pearl was piecing the crotch of her undersized Lululemons.
I licked her rugged pearl like a cherry dum dum last night.