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An extremely sore clitoris. Usually from too much bean flicking, relentless railing or aggressive oral.
Well with all the lockdowns I’ll be alone over thanksgiving watching porn and flicking the bean. I’m sure come Sunday I’ll have one burnt Knuckle.
That old butch lesbian sure can munch a box. She worked my slit for hours and left me with a sloppy burnt knuckle.
My little love box was unable to take his meat so the relentless pounding left me with a burnt knuckle.
A discreet reference to oral sex or oral copulation of someone’s genitals, fart box or other erogenous zone. Usually a good old fashioned throat fucking.
I met that dirty whore in the parking garage and gave her a dental procedure.
She told me to get on my knees and the next think I know she was doing a dental procedure on my taut little rosebud.
The male ball sack and testicles.
She said she was hungry so I pulled her down and let her dine on my Turkey skin giblets.
He was teabagging my Turkey skin giblets.
When you take your dick, tuck it under the scrotum and taint, then tuck in real good and deep ‘tween your ass cheeks.
The family campfire was going great until uncle Frank came out the trailer showing off his shit-tucky mushroom.
My girlfriend has a shit-tucky mushroom.
It was within the hallowed walls of the gym locker room that observed the performance of the shit-tucky mushroom. I would never have believed it had I not seen it myself.
Coarse hair stretching from just behind the ball sack stretching to the base of the ass crack (the taint or gooch).
Man I need to shave my underbrow. It’s unwieldy.
My girl braided my underbrow.
I started a new trend with the underbrow slit. Bad call though cause I ended up nicking my gooch real bad and thought I was going to bleed out.
The anus. The rectal sphincter.
He absolutely destroyed my Grecian coin purse last night. The loose change is falling out today.
I was amazed at the elasticity and clenching capacity of that old whore’s Grecian coin purse.
My Grecian coin purse is extremely tender after that explosive diarrhea.
A box of Hefty Trash Bags.
I always lesbian moving supplies in my trunk just in case I come home and Rhoda has my stuff thrown on the porch.