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To engage in Anal sex.
Other forms: Ram my corn, ram his corn, ram her corn, ram their corn, ram it’s corn, ramming corn, rammed corn, etc. o
Hey you wanna grab a beer after work? No can do tonight braaaahhh. Headed straight home to ram corn.
I really want him to ram corn tonight.
I will fondly remember my last year at summer camp. I managed to ram corn with each of my counselors. .
Brooooooh that slut let me swim upstream last night. Water was a little muddy though if you know what I mean.
She told me I could swim upstream tonight. I railed them intestines.
Masturbating, usually multiple times a day, while one is ill in hopes the orgasmic stimulation will help oneself feel better and pass the time while on the road to recovery.
When I had the flu last year, every joint in my body ached. But I would sicksturbate ten times a day for two weeks and felt much better.
That odiferous, amalgam of shit and sweat around the anus. Known for its hallmark itch and prompting of an occasional re-wipe.
Got the worst case of ring butter. Just could not get my ass clean this morning and working out made the perfect combination.
The ring butter made the drive home a long itchy one.
I dug a little deep to itch the ring butter and gave myself one hell of a skid mark.
Gotsta do a corn drop.
That was a 40 minute corn drop. I’m 10 lbs lighter.
He did a corn drop and the shitter reeked like musky eggs for an hour.
The anus. The asshole. The bunghole.
Damn it sure is cold out. My hands are freezing. You are welcome to warm it up in my fudge pocket.
My neighbor came over last night. We got a little drunk and the next thing I know I’m face down and panties down on the coffee table getting my fudge pocket stretched.
A male that satisfies only the physical, sexual needs of a female or male. No emotional or domestic relations. Sex only.
My bean is aching. Imma go see my bang daddy and get railed tonight.
My bang daddy clapped my cheeks then called me an Uber.
As soon as his wife leaves for work my bang daddy calls.