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Release the Web

To bust that web of stringy, sticky nut.

A true manly, heroic, Spider-Man act of sexual climax.

Cum, nut, load, semen, jizz, spunk

As she bounced on Roger’s engorged fuck knob, he began to quiver as he was about to release the web and leave her dripping and scrambling for a towel.

by Dick Onchin June 15, 2022


Golden Ronald

When a homeless crack whore gets your pee fetish off by letting you urinate on her for a Quarter pounder meal.

I’ve been feeding that crack whore with the golden Ronald every day for the last two weeks. She smells like hot urine anyway so why not.

by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020


Yank Gravy

Nut. Cum. Semen. Busted from a good vigorous yank.

I blew yank gravy all over my iPad.

My mom found my crust sock and knew I had been filling it with yank gravy.

by Dick Onchin September 28, 2020


Roast Beef Rodeo

Two hot chicks in a vigorous scissor session working the beef curtains all but raw.

I was so horny when I got back to the dorm I crawled into bed with my roommate and had a roast beef rodeo till I passed out.

I walked in on my aunt and her girlfriend in a hot roast beef rodeo. Don’t mind me just watching.

As her panties dribbled to the floor, her dangling beef curtains were a sure sign of the wet sloppy roast beef rodeo I was about to enjoy.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021


Digging Deeper

Coital positioning that allows for maximum penile depth.

I was digging deeper last night when that Ho hooked her legs around my neck. Next thing she’s yelling you are pounding my cervix.

He was a power bottom and shower no end to his gut rearrangement when I was digging deeper.

by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020

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Burnt Knuckle

An extremely sore clitoris. Usually from too much bean flicking, relentless railing or aggressive oral.

Well with all the lockdowns I’ll be alone over thanksgiving watching porn and flicking the bean. I’m sure come Sunday I’ll have one burnt Knuckle.

That old butch lesbian sure can munch a box. She worked my slit for hours and left me with a sloppy burnt knuckle.

My little love box was unable to take his meat so the relentless pounding left me with a burnt knuckle.

by Dick Onchin November 20, 2020


Dental Procedure

A discreet reference to oral sex or oral copulation of someone’s genitals, fart box or other erogenous zone. Usually a good old fashioned throat fucking.

I met that dirty whore in the parking garage and gave her a dental procedure.

She told me to get on my knees and the next think I know she was doing a dental procedure on my taut little rosebud.

by Dick Onchin September 29, 2020

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