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Turkey Skin Giblets

The male ball sack and testicles.

She said she was hungry so I pulled her down and let her dine on my Turkey skin giblets.

He was teabagging my Turkey skin giblets.

by Dick Onchin November 20, 2020


Shit-Tucky Mushroom

When you take your dick, tuck it under the scrotum and taint, then tuck in real good and deep ‘tween your ass cheeks.

The family campfire was going great until uncle Frank came out the trailer showing off his shit-tucky mushroom.

My girlfriend has a shit-tucky mushroom.

It was within the hallowed walls of the gym locker room that observed the performance of the shit-tucky mushroom. I would never have believed it had I not seen it myself.

by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020


Underbrow

Coarse hair stretching from just behind the ball sack stretching to the base of the ass crack (the taint or gooch).

Man I need to shave my underbrow. It’s unwieldy.

My girl braided my underbrow.

I started a new trend with the underbrow slit. Bad call though cause I ended up nicking my gooch real bad and thought I was going to bleed out.

by Dick Onchin November 7, 2020


Grecian Coin Purse

The anus. The rectal sphincter.

He absolutely destroyed my Grecian coin purse last night. The loose change is falling out today.

I was amazed at the elasticity and clenching capacity of that old whore’s Grecian coin purse.

My Grecian coin purse is extremely tender after that explosive diarrhea.

by Dick Onchin July 21, 2022


Lesbian Moving Supplies

A box of Hefty Trash Bags.

I always lesbian moving supplies in my trunk just in case I come home and Rhoda has my stuff thrown on the porch.

by Dick Onchin October 11, 2020


Ram Corn

To engage in Anal sex.

Other forms: Ram my corn, ram his corn, ram her corn, ram their corn, ram it’s corn, ramming corn, rammed corn, etc. o

Hey you wanna grab a beer after work? No can do tonight braaaahhh. Headed straight home to ram corn.

I really want him to ram corn tonight.

I will fondly remember my last year at summer camp. I managed to ram corn with each of my counselors. .

by Dick Onchin April 21, 2023


Ring Butter

That odiferous, amalgam of shit and sweat around the anus. Known for its hallmark itch and prompting of an occasional re-wipe.

Got the worst case of ring butter. Just could not get my ass clean this morning and working out made the perfect combination.

The ring butter made the drive home a long itchy one.

I dug a little deep to itch the ring butter and gave myself one hell of a skid mark.

by Dick Onchin January 9, 2022

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