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Gotsta do a corn drop.
That was a 40 minute corn drop. Iâm 10 lbs lighter.
He did a corn drop and the shitter reeked like musky eggs for an hour.
The anus. The asshole. The bunghole.
Damn it sure is cold out. My hands are freezing. You are welcome to warm it up in my fudge pocket.
My neighbor came over last night. We got a little drunk and the next thing I know Iâm face down and panties down on the coffee table getting my fudge pocket stretched.
Shitting a steamy turd into a wad of moist toilet paper and leaving it stuck to the wall, on the floor, the toilet seat or on the tank.
I left a dumping wrapper in the locker room shitter. That janitor is gonna be pissed.
It was my roommateâs turn to clean the toilet this week so I left him a dumpling wrapper.
I stopped at the rest area to cop a squat and slipped on a dumpling wrapper.
A very hairy and very wet otters pocket aka vagina.
Truly the prized game catch for the avid hunter.
I shagged her hairy otter in the back of my truck just round yonder.
My hairy otter was so wet his whole hand slid in.
My uncle snuck into my tent and went a hunting for some hairy otter.
I was hunting kernels last night with the old lady. Pulled a few out and wiped em off with her new blouse.
Man I might as well have been a corn farmer last night cause I was seriously hunting kernels with that filthy whore.
Covid Spelunker
A male that has been cooped up too long during his Covid-19 lockdown and begins exploring for new holes and openings in which he may insert his already worn genitalia to get off and pass the time.
The lockdown was so long I became a covid spelunker. I was fucking any hole I could explore. I took a door handle off, I found a pipe in the garage, a milk jug. I was desperate.
Covid Crotch
When she lets herself go during her covid lockdown and grows a full on 70s style bush stretching like a horseâs mane from the mons to the bung. A true nightmare for her post corona wax visit.
My covid crotch was hallmarked by Bozo hair.
He was hitting me from behind last night and commented that my bung beard was quite shaggy.