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Your asshole after having a vigorous sesh of anal and getting absolutely railed.
Oh man that dude pounded my ass all night last night and left me with a tattered pink sleeve.
I may need some stitches in my tattered pink sleeve. Will you run me to the ER?
My tattered pink sleeve simply couldnât take any more of my uncleâs pounding.
When a male takes a dump and drops a big healthy turd and rubs out a load of man curd are the same time.
I just did a turd nâ curd and left it.
I was in the shitter to snap one and started watching tiktok and ended up doing a turd nâ curd.
A male that satisfies only the physical, sexual needs of a female or male. No emotional or domestic relations. Sex only.
My bean is aching. Imma go see my bang daddy and get railed tonight.
My bang daddy clapped my cheeks then called me an Uber.
As soon as his wife leaves for work my bang daddy calls.
A euphemism for the performance of oral sex.
I mouth wrestled his raging yogurt slinger while parked in the driveway of his momâs house.
As she bent over to draw up her knickers, her beautiful brown dirt star was winking at me like a ladyboy on a Thailand street corner so I buried my face deep into her brown town and mouth wrestled her tangy fart box.
I mouth wrestled her clitoris so long it was engorged like a pink jelly bean.
Wow broh. I canât believe how many promotions you have received at your work. You must have mouth wrestled your way to the top.
To eat her ass out. Eat booty.
When I get home tonight Iâm gonna lick her postage stamp.
A fat, dry, crusty turd. Usually one thatâs hard to push out. Requires considerable grunt.
My ass is a bit tender after that dirt biscuit.
I need to get hydrated cause Iâve been birthing dirt biscuits for a few days.
A limp, flaccid penis.
Despite a half hour of oral, he was nothing but a lifeless limb. Whiskey Dick is real.
I beat dem gutz till I had nutted myself to a lifeless limb.
Rory tugged and tugged but his lifeless limb never would solute.