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Catching a nasty STD from anal sex. Usually from a filthy whore or or prostitute.
What is it doc? I feel horrible and I think my cock is going to rot off.
Have you had anal?
Yes.
Was he or she clean?
No. She was a street walker and gave it up for $5 so I had to clap them cheeks. Wouldnât you?
Ummmm. No. Thatâs nasty. You have the ass crack fever. Here is a script now go soak your penis in bleach.
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A sock used for masturbation thatâs so overused itâs as crusty a dried Elmerâs Glue. Found in nightstands, under beds, pillows and mattresses.
My elmerâs sock needs a wash. Itâs unusable at this point.
My mom found my elmerâs sock and wanted some answers.
Another name for the restroom. The shitter.
I gotta stop by the delivery ward. I got a brown baby starting to crown.
The delivery ward was full. I damn near shit myself waiting to dump.
Achieving a flaacid penis at the most inopportune time. Loosing an otherwise stiff, rigid, throbbing cock for any variety of reasons.
I took that slut home from the bar. But unfortunately, I had a beef melt from all the whiskey. She sucked on Mr. Softy for a while but it was a story without an ending.
A male unable to acclimate back into normal, life routines after a long period of Covid-19 quarantine and isolation. A Covid Feral May also develop a new or worsened medical mask fetish, a desire to have sex with anything that moves and an overall hatred for germs and human beings.
Have you seen Seth lately? No why. The dude is Covid Feral. He wonât leave his apartment. He wanks all day to mask fetish porn. Yikes.
When you hook up with a smokinâ hot chick but you get home and find out sheâs offer more than a lady and packing some serious heat (trap) But rather than bolting like a transphobic with a raging hard on sure to garner the blue balls, you settle for a vigorous old fashioned from her before grabbing an Uber and forgetting the whole thing ever happened.
I closed the bar down last night. Took home a smokin babe that was alone all night. But wound up handy trapped.
The post anal sex penis after rearranging the lower intestine of dirty, unprepared partner.
Man I absolutely railed Sheilaâs ass last night but she left me with the musky pork.
I couldnât explain my musky pork to my wife after I got home from a boys night out.
That prostitute left me with some musky pork but it was worth the $5.