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A fart that is released with the expectation of being a pure gaseous expulsion, but ends up unexpectedly moist and leaks a wet, sticky viscous into the ass crack and gusset of the underwear.
I was sitting at my desk and tried to squeeze one off without anyone noticing but ended up with a gravy scooter. Had to get to the shitter to wipe before it soaked through my new sansabelt slacks.
Hun did you eat at Taco Bell again? Why? Well your laundry has a pair of underwear that looks like thereâs been a gravy scooter.
My new pantyhose were soaked from that coffee induced gravy scooter.
A completely shaved cock nâ balls.
She got a little mouthy so I slapped the bad bishop around on her checks a few times.
She loves to worship with the bald bishop.
My bald Bishop was hanging out my gym shorts during that set.
When your uncle or cousin gives you an under the table hand job while gathered around for dinner at a festive family holiday gathering such as thanksgiving or Christmas. But any government recognized holiday applies.
I love it when my cousin comes in for Christmas. He gives the most vigorous family holiday handy. Only my uncle can tell whatâs happening.
A sock used for masturbation thatâs so overused itâs as crusty a dried Elmerâs Glue. Found in nightstands, under beds, pillows and mattresses.
My elmerâs sock needs a wash. Itâs unusable at this point.
My mom found my elmerâs sock and wanted some answers.
Nut. Cum. Semen. Busted from a good vigorous yank.
I blew yank gravy all over my iPad.
My mom found my crust sock and knew I had been filling it with yank gravy.
Two hot chicks in a vigorous scissor session working the beef curtains all but raw.
I was so horny when I got back to the dorm I crawled into bed with my roommate and had a roast beef rodeo till I passed out.
I walked in on my aunt and her girlfriend in a hot roast beef rodeo. Donât mind me just watching.
As her panties dribbled to the floor, her dangling beef curtains were a sure sign of the wet sloppy roast beef rodeo I was about to enjoy.
Himalayan Butt Plug
Shoving an ice cube up oneâs own or their partnerâs ass.
He was hitting me from behind last night and took my breath away when he surprised me with a Himalayan butt plug.
Can you get frost nite from a Himalayan butt plug? Asking for a friend.