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Obese, meaty rolls of fat hanging below the hip line and mid-section.
Her jeans were painted on and that only added to the size of her grab bars.
I was railing that skank from behind so I latched ahold of her grab bars and went to pound town.
A small penis.
Despite having a skin widget, he packed a copious nut.
All through college I earned money servicing his skin widget.
A less than pleasurable, painful blow job. Typically involving too much teeth and a novice giver.
My uncle won’t let me blow him anymore. Said I saw jawed him for the last time.
That slut clearly has not given head much cause she saw jawed me and now my dick is sore.
That constipated turd that’s got you straight up backed up from an absolutely abhorrent diet during your Covid lockdown.
I sat on the shitter for an hour trying to work out a corona cork. What have you been eating? McDonald’s drive thru 3x a day and takis and Mountain Dew the rest of the time. You might want to consider some fresh fruit and vegetables. The stores are open you know. And BTW those takis and Dew are gonna make your nut like a chemical peel so you might want to warn Rachel before she slobs your knob.
A cleanly pinched turd. Pinched at the peak of ripeness flowing like a breeze out the bunghole leaving no fecal remnants. Hallmarked by the one swipe wipe.
I was running late this morning so I made up a little time when I had a perfect squat.
Man the dude in the stall next to me clearly has a perfect squat. I heard the splash and one wipe. I spent over 20 minutes trying clean my mud butt from that toothpaste turd I squirted out.
With origins in Greek and Roman mythology, anal nectar is the coveted drink of the anal loving gods.
Anal nectar is a pungent, tangy viscous, or juice, that forms around the bunghole. A savored delight of the modern day ass eater.
This amalgam may be comprised of trickling sex juices from the vagina that seep into the ass crack and combine with remnants during sexual activity or from sweat and remnants that get fired up from a workout or heat. It is commonly known as booty juice.
I was performing a ravenous round of cunnilingus on Rachel. She was squirting like a hose. But her juices were soaking deep into her rather dirty, tight little bunghole. Her thrusts were wafting her aromatic ass vapors deep into my sinus passages. Without a second thought, I began slurping her fragrant anal nectar and tongue punching her little Winker until her climax left her flailing and shaking.
Female masturbation. Frigging the bean back and forth like a DJ scratching vinyl.
I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.
I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.
My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?
Scratching like a DJ