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Male masturbation. Jacking off. A vigorous wank.
Iâll be there by 7:30. Just need to run home to shit, Shower, shave and bust knuckles.
I just started to bust knuckles when my aunt walked in.
I spent the weekend on porn hub and busting knuckles.
When one makes an expedition through a femaleâs laundry hamper hunting for a prized and coveted pair of soiled panties to sniff. A hamper safari is truly an adventurous exploration and exciting journey.
The party at the sorority house last night was an absolute hamper safari. My olfactory senses could not have been more satisfied.
Due to social distancing, simulating the performance of a traditional Turkey Slap by swinging the penis back and forth, 6 ft away from her face with no physical contact.
While not as physically satisfying as it would be under non-pandemic circumstances, the act of lovingly pseudo-slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis is still a coveted tradition especially around Thanksgiving.
My hot cousin came to town for thanksgiving. While i normally would give her a Turkey slap after everyone went to bed, we kept our distance and had to settle for the covid Turkey slap instead. I gave her a little helicopter penis action as well.
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I used three fingers to batter my bean last night and my toes curled when I squirted.
My sister decided to batter her bean online on her onlyfans.
My wife must have decided to batter the bean cause she sheets were soaked.
Come over here you slut and speak to mister microphone.
She blew mister microphone for a half hour till I busted nutz.
A delicious pandemic twist to a traditional Eggs Danny Thomas. When you turn your plexiglass covid protection shield horizontal and watch from underneath while a lovely lady of the evening graciously pinches off a steaming crumpet or two for your enjoyment.
The office is full of plexiglass covid shields. WTF are we going to do with all these? Letâs take a couple and head to Vegas. Iâm sure we can score some eggs Danny Thomas covid style. Let em drop braaaaaahhhh! Iâm down.
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An individual that loves to suck a dudeâs balls. Exceptionally talented at the art of ball sucking.
Maggie is such a ball leech. She almost sucked my balls off the last time she was also giving me an old fashioned.
Natalie is such a slutty ball leech. She pulled a train with three guys and they all ball stuffed her at the same time.