Boneroma

The stank smell of a man’s junk. Enhanced by poor hygiene and sweating.

My boneroma smells like a ripe cheese. I need to shower.

Flap Noodle

A limp, flaccid penis. May also be used to slap and flap someone about their face or some other part of their body.

I gave my sister the flap noodle after she refused to wake up and get out of bed and come to breakfast.

Rachel sucked me off. She wanted more. I didn’t so I gave her the flap noodle and told her to go to sleep.

I drank so much I gave myself the flap noodle. I couldn’t even rub one out.

The nut cutters are really showing off my flap noodle.

My step mom walked into the bathroom and was eyeing my flap noodle in the mirror.

Rain-Barreling

When an uncut male is in the shower and stretches his foreskin into a open barrel shape catching water raining down from the shower head. Creates hours of fun similar to water ballooning without the mess of urine.

Dad: why is the damn water bill so high this month.

Mom: Jimmy has discovered rain-barreling.

Musket Wad

A thick, heavy load of semen.

I blew my musket wad all over her face so she had some new material for her only fans.

My ballz were aching so I had to fire off a musket was in the shower.

Meat Jelly

Lubricant used for male masturbation. Can be a commercially produced sexual aid product or whatever one chooses to slather on and nut one out.

I keep my meat jelly in the night stand. I’ll run one out tonight.

I used my mom’s face cream for my meat jelly this morning.

I had to dry rub this morning cause I had nothing for meat jelly.

Portuguese Bend

A curvature of the penis developed from habitual masturbation. The Portuguese Bend develops to the left or the right depending upon one’s hand preference for wanking.

My roommate walked out of the shower. I couldn’t believe his Portuguese Bend. Definitely a lefty wanker.

I remember when my penis was rigidly straight. But years of watching porn has resulted in a wicked Portuguese Bend. Perhaps if I wank with my left hand I can straighten back out.

Knockin’ Chunks

Anal sex with someone with a filthy stank ass fart box. Usually results in shit dick and knob dob.

Man I put it to that homeless dude behind the dumpster but I tell you it was knockin’ chunks.

I banged the chick from the food delivery. She’s as DTF so I hit it from the back and was knockin’ chunks.