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Flatulence released under the covers with the sheets and duvet pulled tight to avoid the release of the stench.
I decided to cook the duvet before Rachel came to bed. When she pulled the sheets back to crawl in a massive waft of ass stench greeted her nostrils.
An ice cube, popsicle or other frozen delight shoved up a personâs rectum.
I took a Himalayan cork last night.
Iâm shitting Cherry red today after that Himalayan cork from my uncle.
The range of varying times, circumstances, events or actions that elevate oneself to reaching the point where one just says Fuck It.
Generally, the Fuck It range starts at the low end of the trend line and progresses to the pinnacle where one rattles off a resounding âFuck Itâ verbal tirade of varying degree.
Once the top end of the Fuck It Range is reached, and the âFuck Itâ has been proclaimed, the outcomes will vary and are completely situational.
My boss continues to take all the credit for my work and gets a big bonus and I keep getting crumbs. Iâm in the Fuck It Range and one more time Iâm done and itâs over.
I spent 45 minutes trying to fix that leaking faucet. I hit the fuck it range after I busted my knuckle twice. But I got it fixed.
Every day my wife puts me in the fuck it range with her incessant nagging about the skid marks in my underwear when she does laundry. Next time I just wonât wipe at all.
My fuck it range is short today. Try me. Seriously. Try me.
Bitch Iâve reached the fuck it range. I donât care if you are his momma Imma knock your ass out.
An extremely puckered, tight asshole. Results in an inability to penetrate.
Despite an entire tube of lube, I couldnât slip the salty starfish.
Despite the poppers, my Grindr hookup still had a salty starfish.
Male masturbation. Typically, the more vigorous and rough variety. Not just a causal wank.
I walked in on my roommate sitting on the toilet hammering the beets. I wondered what the smacking was.
My uncle paid me $50 to let him watch me hammering the beets.
Iâm so sore from hammering the beets. My balls are swollen. I was on pornhub all day.
An individual that can take a absolutely vigorous, borderline brutal, ass railing and walk away like nothing ever happened.
I put the man meat to that femboy I met on Grindr and Iâll have to admit he was a power hole.
The old lady is a power hole so I had a couple BBCs over to try to breed her.
Masturbation or getting jacked off whereby the penis is stroked vigorously up and down with one hand and the glans (the penile head) is simultaneously pounded with the veracity of a jack hammer with the other.
Coach Torrance took me to the showers last night and I got hammer jacked. The pain and pleasure was to much and I nutted up my jock strap.
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