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A delicious, sweet twist to an otherwise ravenous session of eating ass.
Prior to commencing analingus, the receiver places an unwrapped chocolate Hershey bar square (1-3 squares recommended) between their ass cheeks, near the top of their ass crack, and initiates 10-15 minutes of brisk movement or exercise.
This allows for the sweet chocolate to melt and flow gingerly into the pucker wrinkles and on the succulent petals of the old rosebud.
Akin to a chocolate fondue, it will be devoured by the giver in what will be the most stimulating tongue punching of the fartbox experience ever received.
A favorite on Valentineâs Day and birthdays.
I surprised Clara on Valentineâs Day with a chocolate dipped rosebud. She was eating my ass like a fat kid eating candy and I also got a reach around.
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Reference to oneâs genitalia or anus.
He snuck up behind me and shoved his finger in my dirty spot.
My uncle asked if he could see my dirty spot.
He really railed my dirty spot last night. Iâm so sore I can barely walk or shit.
The amalgam of semen, lube and juices built up around the labia of a filthy whore with a rank case of stank puss.
I was going to eat her out but the anchovy paste was more than I could take.
The anchovy paste in the gusset of my cousinâs panties was really repugnant.
The prostitute I picked up had the worst anchovy paste so I had to just settle for an old fashioned.
A male that likes to get his balls twisted for pleasure. Usually into cock nâ ball torture.
I hooked up with a torquer last night. I swear I must have twisted is saggy nuts a half dozen turns.
A sexual partner that makes a man cum multiple times reaching a point of the balls burning and only able to dry nut.
That little slut I took to the beach for the weekend turned out to be a ball burner. We never even saw the beach. Never left the room other than for some ice for my nutz.
Vigorous deep throating of the male fuck knob that deprives the giver of air and delivers a old fashioned tonsil beat down.
I came home drunk and work her up and started flogging tonsils.
The prostitute likes it dirty and rough so I started flogging tonsils and she was gagging hard.
That constipated turd thatâs got you straight up backed up from an absolutely abhorrent diet during your Covid lockdown.
I sat on the shitter for an hour trying to work out a corona cork. What have you been eating? McDonaldâs drive thru 3x a day and takis and Mountain Dew the rest of the time. You might want to consider some fresh fruit and vegetables. The stores are open you know. And BTW those takis and Dew are gonna make your nut like a chemical peel so you might want to warn Rachel before she slobs your knob.