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A cleanly pinched turd. Pinched at the peak of ripeness flowing like a breeze out the bunghole leaving no fecal remnants. Hallmarked by the one swipe wipe.
I was running late this morning so I made up a little time when I had a perfect squat.
Man the dude in the stall next to me clearly has a perfect squat. I heard the splash and one wipe. I spent over 20 minutes trying clean my mud butt from that toothpaste turd I squirted out.
An individual that can take a absolutely vigorous, borderline brutal, ass railing and walk away like nothing ever happened.
I put the man meat to that femboy I met on Grindr and Iâll have to admit he was a power hole.
The old lady is a power hole so I had a couple BBCs over to try to breed her.
Masturbation or getting jacked off whereby the penis is stroked vigorously up and down with one hand and the glans (the penile head) is simultaneously pounded with the veracity of a jack hammer with the other.
Coach Torrance took me to the showers last night and I got hammer jacked. The pain and pleasure was to much and I nutted up my jock strap.
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The amalgam of shit and semen in the gusset of her panties after a back door railing
Ohhhhh can we pull over at that gas station? Why? I got some tiger butter going on. I need a quick wipe.
Taking a fresh, hot, steamy dump in someoneâs backpack.
Jerome was talking trash the whole game so I snuck into the locker room and left him a Texas doggie bag.
Sydney is such a riotous cunt so three of us gave her a Texas doggie bag.
When a male is unable to bust anymore semen. A result of excessive masturbation or sex.
I spent the weekend in NY with a high end call girl. Needless to say Iâm $10k broke and sore from dusty nuttinâ.
I was on quarantine for 14 days. All that time was filled with porn and by noon each day I was dusty nuttinâ.
A post shit wipe job that seemingly never wipes clean. No matter how many wipes, the paper looks like a magic marker tip is peeking out your ass and streaking the toilet paper. Eventually, you just give up and except it wonât be completely clean.
Man it never fails. I was in a hurry and took a quick shit. Ended up with a marker tipper and spent 15 minutes wiping myself raw. Finally gave up.
The marker tipper I had ended up also leaving skid marks in my boxers.