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Sucking off a dude with smegma riddled cheese dick.
I was so dick driven I settled for a homeless guy in the alley and got a little cheddar header.
I handled bathed for two weeks so when the old lady went down she got a little cheddar header.
A polite way to reference having a case of shit dick after having anal sex with an unprepared partner.
My wife wanted to blow me as soon as I walked in the house but I had a dirty war helmet after having a nooner with my coworker so I ran straight to the shower.
A bad case of smegma only added to the allure of my dirty war helmet.
Never go ass to mouth with a dirty war helmet.
An anal sex session that leaves a few corn niblet remnants on the penis.
My uncle took me around the barn and bent me over the saw horse. He was up in there so good he pulled out a Nebraska corn husk.
Her choice of last nightâs dinner entree sides was quite apparent when I pulled out a Nebraska corn husk this morning. So I wiped it on her pillow case.
Receiving or performing a Brazilian style hair removal from and around the genitals using only Duct Tape and a little soothing baby power.
My taint hair was really shaggin so my broh gave me a back alley Brazilian. Iâm pretty sure the third yank of tape took off a layer of skin.
I didnât have time for a spa appointment so I had to do a back alley Brazilian before my tinder date.
Getting your salad tossed by a toothless elderly person or a meth whore with rot mouth.
Bruceâs grandpa cornered me in the garage and the next thing I know I was bent over the workbench getting a gum salad.
My poor grandma couldnât make it on her social security so she had to serve up some gum salad to the manager each month to get by.
That meth whore on the corner smells like shit and sheâs always tweeking but brother if you want a hot gum salad sheâs your girl. Slip her a 10 spot and sheâll be in there nose deep.
French for a good vigorous titty fuck.
All it took was a six pack and a carry out pizza and that slut was ready for bone in âer teat.
When two lesbians scissor so long and hard they both develop a nasty little chaffing, heat rash.
Damn my cootchie is on Fire. I got the rainbow rash. Me too.
Despite their repeated orgasmic squirts, Kathy and Rhonda scissored themselves into a horrific case of rainbow rash.