Getting your nose buried all up in her wooly, hairy bush, taking in those embedded, intoxicating aromas, all while eating her out like a fat kid eating cake.
Canât wait to get home to nose the nest tonight. Rachel is hairy AF and love that Chewbacca looking poon.
A panty sniffer. Typically a male but there are wonderful female panty sniffers. A hamper camper is a fervent sniffer of soiled and dirty undergarments. He/she is found digging through clothes hampers in search of an intoxicating fix to their olfactory craving. He/she is also found rummaging through soiled laundry bags and baskets at laundromats and laundry rooms at communal living facilities and usually absconds with their unearthed treasures.
I walked in my room and my brotherâs friend had his nose buried in the gusset of a pair of my soiled panties. What a hamper camper.
I dropped my basket at the laundry room. I came back and a hamper camper had apparently taken two pairs of my panties. I hope he/she enjoys the one pair that had the skid marks. I wasnât feeling well that day.
A post-nut, half chubbed cock with shit on it after having anal sex.
Hand me that trowel bitch ya gave me the skiddy cock.
The skiddy cock was so bad from that Grindr dude I had to shower before going back to work.
She wanted a dick pic so I snapped my skiddy cock but I accidentally sent it to her mom. Got a date next week.
Raunch Covidian
An individual that develops a an unhealthy and obsessive porn addiction during their Covid-19 lockdown.
My roommate and I spent a month I. Quarantine so far. We are now raunch covidians and we might be gay now too.
While I am now a raunch covidian, porn hub will see me though this kungflu.
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When a male so broke heâs got no money to buy Christmas gifts so he offers up his cock for gifting sexual pleasures. Alternatively, a male or female are so broke that they offer to service a maleâs cock for gift giving purposes.
This covid killed my Christmas so itâs cockmas this year. I know my uncle will certainly enjoy this gift.
I didnât have any money to get my boyfriend a gift this year so we celebrated cockmas instead. I choked his pole and he railed me like a two dollar slut.
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The little dollop of remnant shit on the penis after going balls deep into his or her colon during a vigorous anal sex sesh.
Hand me the gak towel. I need to wipe off this knob dob you filthy whore.
He mushroom stamped my forehead with the knob dob I gave him.
Dude did you eat corn today? Thereâs a kernel in my knob dob.
When a toothless individual gums the hell out of your taint aka gooch by rapidly working their mouth and jaw side to side like a camel chewing cud.
Man bro that toothless crack whore not only gave me some brain but she did the camel chew on my taint. She was spitting hair for 10 minutes.
Once she slid her panties off I saw her shorn taint and instantly took out my dentures and gave her a camel chew.
My uncle gave me a camel chew last night. Iâm really just not sure how I feel about it. But I will say it was enjoyable.