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1. A hand job.
2. Reference to oneâs preferred hand/arm to masturbate with.
3. An insult referring to someone as a real jack off or one who jerks off others for money or personal gain to make themselves important or useful.
1. Rachel pulled the car back behind the Safeway loading dock and gave me a vigorous weenie arm till I busted on her console.
2. I canât wait to get home tonight. I got a date with my weenie arm. Which do you prefer? Always a righty braaaaahhhh.
3. The new assistant is no doubt the principalâs new weenie arm.
A massive load of nut busted after a long dry spell of no sex or masturbation.
After no nut November I blew a nuke nut on December first. It was rope after rope.
I just blew a nuke nut in my crust sock.
Rachel was surprised when I blew a nuke nut down her throat. Her eyes watered but she took it like a boss.
When you deep dick her so long and hard it makes her see stars.
He gave me the galactic penis last night. Iâm pretty sure I did a pleasure pass out.
After taking the galactic penis for over an hour, I came so hard I soaked the sheets.
A wipe of oneâs asshole with toilet paper that is completely clean and glides through the cheeks silky smooth. The byproduct of a clean pinch also known as a silk dook.
Man I love a silk swipe. What a time saver.
Fortunately my diet has been spot on lately and only silk swipes. I was so tired of swamp ass and the skid marks.
That bit of remnant shit on the penile glans after deep dicking his or her intestines.
That slutâs calling card is helmet dollop if you get up in there.
He was looking back at it as I pulled out and apologized for the helmet dollop.
Ball torture in which a males balls are cinched with a ball stretcher and then slapped repeatedly with a bare hand, a riding crop or cat-o'-nine-tails.
My dom cinched me last night and gave me strewed tomatoes.
My stewed tomatoes are killing me today. They are sore and still red. She was working them like Rocky on the speedbag.
When a wife is trapped in a sexless marriage and her sexual needs met through extramarital affairs with one ore more lovers but she remains married with her dead dicked husband. Usually due to his money, children, lifestyle, social or political status or convenience.
Although Ken and Barbara have been married for 30 years, Barb got a dead dick divorce and has been whoring around for 20 of them. Kenâs money keeps her around.
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