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Extremely physical and vigorous male masturbation.
I walked in on my brother doing the red dog flog.
I was doing the red dog flog so loudly my mom asked me what I was beating on.
My uncle taught me to do the red dog flog in the basement last thanksgiving.
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When you try to shit but canât so you make the effort worthwhile by giving yourself a good old fashioned wank and rubbing one out before flushing and hoping the turd will pass next attempt. If not, repeat.
Iâm on my third constipation stroke today. If I donât blow the other way soon I may have to resort to an enema.
Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.
Engaging in ravenous cunnilingus. Eating pussy like a fat kid eating candy.
Canât wait to get home and have me a trout dinner.
She woke my roommate up yelling howâs your trout dinner daddy?!!!
My uncle whispered in my ear that he only comes for thanksgiving dinner cause he likes a little trout dinner after midnight.
I was intoxicated by the aroma of her puckering tulip.
The slut on Chaturbate worked her puckering tulip with a 12 inch dildo.
I shit so hard I gave myself a puckering tulip.
My uncle offered to rub some salve on my puckering tulip.
Vaginal soreness caused by repeated flicking of her bean during her Covid lockdown.
My roommate has a bad case of corona bean. I told her not to sign up for pornhub.
I canât flick it again. Iâm so swoll from corona bean.
Dropping some rank as flatulence while inside of a pup tent with the flaps down.
We slipped into Tijuana ford one late night Tex mex and the local donkey show. It was great till we got back to the camp site and turned the tent into a Texas gas chamber.
I couldnât get out of the Texas gas chamber fast enough. The zipper was stuck. It smelled like hot rotten eggs.
Extremely wet sounding, loud flatulence. Typically releases on multiple ass blasts. May also result in a little leakage of the loose soup.
I had three venti Starbucks coffees this morning and the worst water horns this afternoon.
That curry left me with the water horns.
I need to wipe after those water horns. I feel a little viscous tween the cheeks.