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Old Wet Dog

A dirty dick. When the penis is not washed between sex with different, multiple partners.

I could smell his old wet dog before he railed me but I didn’t care.

Your penis tastes like a fishy snatch. You feeding me an old wet dog?

My wife divorced me after one wet dog too many.

by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020


Chowder Lip

Finishing yourself off by hand And pumping your creamy man chowder all over his or her upper lip.

She was doing sloppy top on me so good I was bout to bust so I pulled her head back and finished myself off by hand and gave her the old chowder lip.

by Dick Onchin November 11, 2020


Panty Strudel

That thin flaky crust in the panty gusset comprised of vaginal discharge.

I need a bath I got panty strudel.

The aromas of her panty strudel was intoxicating.

by Dick Onchin September 14, 2020


Panty Strudel

That thin flaky crust in the panty gusset comprised of vaginal discharge.

I need a bath I got panty strudel.

The aromas of her panty strudel was intoxicating.

by Dick Onchin September 14, 2020


Brewed Nuggets

A poor ass sap of a male that gets his nuts handed to him every time he turns around from an overwhelming bitch of a spouse.

Here comes brewed nuggets. Poor guy can’t even go get a beer with us without his old lady bitching.

I was a brewed nuggets for about 6 months till I finally dumped her ass.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020


Pink Condom

When the rectum is pulled out in a prolapse and remains wrapped around the penis. This occurs as result of a serious anal pounding. If pounding is vigorous and continues despite prolapse, it may be plunged in and out of the anal cavity repeatedly. Also known as a pink sock by the lesser refined.

I pounded my girlfriend's ass so hard, when I pulled out, I had a pretty pink condom! But I wasn’t done so I pounded it in and out until I busted all up in them intestines.

by Dick Onchin September 29, 2020


Cripple Cream Flogger

Performing a vigorous hand job on a wheelchair bound male until he busts a nut load of man cream.

I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.

The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020