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A dirty asshole. A bunghole thatâs a little muddy from a bad wipe job. Makes one walk with a bit of a wobble so as to keep them greasy cheeks apart and avoid skid marking the underwear.
I was hitting her from behind and each thrust was wafting her dunk bung.
I got the duck bung. Itâs itchy. Pull over at that gas station so I can run in an wipe.
I slapped her uvula around with my tonsil hammer.
I was gagging on his tonsil hammer.
A long, fat, engorged and rigid cock.
I plan to introduce her to my tonsil hammer tonight after dinner.
My uncle made me gag on his tonsil hammer.
I hooked up with a random last night. I was expecting average but wound up getting skull fucked by a tonsil hammer.
An extremely engorged cock head.
Yeah? Who dis?
This is Nancy. I need to talk to my daughter real quick.
Sorry there ma she all up in my junk right now and her mouf is full of purple war helmet.
My new cock ring is super tight and really gives me quite the purple war helmet.
I could feel his purple war helmet punching my cervix like a speedbag.
Showing your entire family how you can deep throat the boiled Turkey neck before granny incorporates it into her Thanksgiving gravy.
My cousin showed up for thanksgiving and did the Julia child tribute. Not even a gag or a watered eye. Took the whole thing. Guess I know whoâs room Iâll be sneaking into.
The vagina or anus used for sexual activity and gratification.
I ate her meaty curtains on her slap pocket.
My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldnât hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.
I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working itâs way up my own slap pocket.
I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.
He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.
A smooth, light mass of fecal matter and corn whipped together by vigorous anal sex. Accumulates under the male glans and around the penile base.
She was terribly dirty but created a fabulous corn mousse.
I wiped the corn mousse off on the doilie on his night stand.