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To rail on and dick down the old booty hole. To work his or her brown asterisk like a boss and rearrange that lower intestine.
She bent over to pick up the kids mess and the next think you know Iâm punching the asterisk.
My Grindr hookup up wasnât very clean but I still ended up punching the asterisk.
Stewing and brewing up a massive shit. Usually hallmarked by horrendous gut gurgling and flatulence.
Iâm not feeling well. Iâve been crockpottinâ all day. Iâm about to blow.
That curry dinner last night has me crockpottinâ.
The rumbling of my gutâs crockpottinâ resulted in me wrecking the office toilet so bad they had to call janitorial services.
Eating ass. Offering up oneâs ass for a little salad tossing.
I got home and she was naked, on all fours, serving up salad. So I had to toss it.
Using your girlâs panties as a wet spot barrier between her ass and your expensive bed sheets.
The panties are removed in anticipation of oral sex or coitus then spread smoothly under her ass like a place mat to catch her wetness, squirt and eventually your busted nut that leaks down the taint.
Thanks to the Texas place mat, I was able to have a nice dry post nut nap.
Vaginal soreness caused by repeated flicking of her bean during her Covid lockdown.
My roommate has a bad case of corona bean. I told her not to sign up for pornhub.
I canât flick it again. Iâm so swoll from corona bean.
Brooooooh that slut let me swim upstream last night. Water was a little muddy though if you know what I mean.
She told me I could swim upstream tonight. I railed them intestines.
Masturbating, usually multiple times a day, while one is ill in hopes the orgasmic stimulation will help oneself feel better and pass the time while on the road to recovery.
When I had the flu last year, every joint in my body ached. But I would sicksturbate ten times a day for two weeks and felt much better.