Disturbed

A shitty band with mediocre music and horrid vocals. Together with Nickelback, they are creating a genre of music where all the songs sound exactly the same. Possible the worst band in existence and should be pummeled to death with their own albums for tricking 13 year olds into listening to their music.

Misled youth: Hey man, do you listen to Disturbed?

Music fan: Yeah...when I was in middle school.

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Disturbed haters

The only sane people in the entire world. They recognize that Disturbed is just audible dog shit and should be treated as such. These people may or may not burn Disturbed memorabilia, but it just depends on how dedicated to music they are. With a singer that sounds like he gargles sperm before a session and guitarists that sound like 14 year olds trying to be "rock stars", this band may be the worst band in the history of music. Tied for the lead: Nickelback.

Asshole: Hey, did you hear the new Disturbed song? Oh man...it's all over the radio! Disturbed haters don't know what they're missing!

Person: Oh, I don't listen to watered down bullshit nu-metal/alternative stations because I actually respect music. and love my ears. If I were to listen to Disturbed, it would be the same as picking up dog shit and pressing it into my ears until I could hear the dog shit decomposing.

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