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An intentionally mis-aimed facial cumshot, wide to the left or right.
Knowing Jenny had to get back to her desk quickly after this blowjob, Phil wrapped up with a pitchout.
A dribbly cumshot during a tittyfuck.
Janet really wanted a pearl necklace, but Donnie only managed to deliver a tittyslicker.
First intercourse between a heterosexual couple.
Third date? It's opening day, dude!
Nasal mucus on the upper lip as a result of cold weather.
Hey Patrick, wipe off your Yankee Mustache, ya freakin' losah!
A large ball of tree pollen that blows in the wind. Tumblewads of 12 inches in diameter are not uncommon in the spring, particularly when attempting to sweep the driveway.
Yo Tony, check out this tumblewad! The BALLS on this tree...
During sexual foreplay, focusing too much, too soon, on the primary sexual organs of the partner at the expense of the secondary features.
Annie figured that since Stan ignored her tits, she would not fondle his balls; a clear lane violation in both cases.
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Someone who likes watching handjobs. Not gender-specific.
Joey, is that the Robert Kraft footage? You're such a Yankee Fan!
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