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A large ball of tree pollen that blows in the wind. Tumblewads of 12 inches in diameter are not uncommon in the spring, particularly when attempting to sweep the driveway.
Yo Tony, check out this tumblewad! The BALLS on this tree...
Some dude who posts on urbandictionary.com
Dick Shannery posts some lame stuff on here.
A highboy is when you take a dump in a urinal, but a PHILADELPHIA Highboy is when you take a runny dump in a urinal after eating cheesesteaks and beer.
Someone left a real Philadelphia Highboy in the restroom!
An intentionally mis-aimed facial cumshot, wide to the left or right.
Knowing Jenny had to get back to her desk quickly after this blowjob, Phil wrapped up with a pitchout.
First intercourse between a heterosexual couple.
Third date? It's opening day, dude!
Nasal mucus on the upper lip as a result of cold weather.
Hey Patrick, wipe off your Yankee Mustache, ya freakin' losah!
A dribbly cumshot during a tittyfuck.
Janet really wanted a pearl necklace, but Donnie only managed to deliver a tittyslicker.