Any person who, literally or figuratively, aggressively tries to wrap their cock hungry lips around a dick.
Literal usage isnât hard to imagine:
You are making out with your girlfriend, and surprisingly quickly her, lips start tracing down your treasure trail and before you know it, she has your dick in mouth - d.i.m.
âOh Veronica, you little dick sharkâ
The gay guy at a club is really going after some cock:
âLook at Jesse up at the bar hitting on that tall, handsome Dutchman - total little dick sharkâ
Your 35-year old, single, female, career-driven boss hasnât been on her back in months, and at the office party:
âLook - Lisa keeps brushing Craigâs belt buckle while they chat it up.â âYeah, sheâs being a real dick shark.â
Figuratively, it means anyone who is sucking up, or using sexual appeal to get ahead:
âThe clients came to town and Ian was a total dick shark â couldnât get their zippers open fast enough.â
âTinaâs nervous about the re-organization â nothing but the bossâs cock in her mouth will calm that little dick shark down.â
One last twist is to use it as a fake name.
The parts counter clerk barreled â âSo you think this is warranty, ehh, well step on into Dick Sharkâs office, and you two can straighten it outâ
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