erectus elongotis

A highly non-clinical term for a colossal penis.

I've got another big date tonight -- with erectus elongotis.

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night at the Oprah

A date (regardless of hour) with a morbidly obese woman.

The night at the Oprah with my boss proved to be an utter fukn disaster; couldn't get a rise nor raise.

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