golf

More than a game, it is a habitual endeavor that takes precedence over work and friends. A perpetual quest for improvement. A sport for athletes as they get older and realize their limitations. A pleasure beyond definition. Played by yourself, with a partner or in a group. Worse than drugs and better than a first time fuck.

Golf is the game of intergalactic champions. Surpassed by nothing. Takes priority over all, except being naked with the wife. She loves golf too.

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Big toe

There is one on each foot.

My left foots' big toe is next the big toe on my tight foot. How about that!

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cole haan

Fine, usually all leather shoes.

Hey, are those Coles?

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backseat

Your ass.
A place where homos live for.

Bob the homo is a backseat bandit.

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snail trail

Gleaming sticky substance left on your dick after your wife rubs her clit up and down it for 5 minutes.

"Please straddle my face and snail trail my chin, Please. I'll do the dishes tomorrow"

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Scrump

To take without permission. A fine afternoon activity when as a lad one goes looking for apples, conkers, pears ( either fruit or those located on chests) etc..

Hey, let's go scrumping!

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tie one on

To get sloshed

My brain is getting mushy and picled by alcohol, resulting in staggering and falling over which compounds the sloshing.

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