mothersucker

Motherfucker.

Dave didn't want to embarass his grandmother so he said, " Pass the ketchup, mothersucker".

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Tosser

A polite way of calling somone a cunt, best used in mixed company or in front of your mother to avoid a clip around the ear hole.

Said Bob to Fred "You're a tosser".
Bob really thnks Fred is a cunt, but his mother was in the room.

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white person

Figment of imagination. Never met one. Look at 'white' people and you will see they are not white, they come in all different shades of pink through brown. Give it up, morons.

Al: "Look at whitey, he can't play"
Kev: "Which one"
Al: "That one!"
Kev: "He's darker than me!"
Al: "OK, look at brownie, he can't play"

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tank

Best track on the Black and White album.

"Yes, I can...."

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stranglers

Mk 1: The finest band then and now. Ten albums of evolving, energetic, pulsating, melodic, funny and sometimes odd music. Great then, even better now when you listen to it again, as if for the first time. Cutting edge British classics, probably the most under rated of their time.

Those Stranglers kick ass!

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spackle

Usually white in color and very handy for filling in dry wall holes.

"I need to spackle that hole as the children like to tear up the house."

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seductive banjo

Complete know head who can't play games for shit

You're a right seductive banjo